Wisdom

What is this with Wisdom? Ah, here is some more. Don't like them? Hit Refresh for a different selection!

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #1038: He's a tragic figure in a paisley shirt

Wisdom #1366: Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.

Wisdom #248: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Wisdom #1199: It is easy to be tolerant when you do not care.

Wisdom #854: But I don't like Spam!!!

Wisdom #847: Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.

Wisdom #1189: In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.