Wisdom

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Wisdom #81: He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

Wisdom #1470: The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Wisdom #1500: The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.

Wisdom #970: Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Wisdom #1663: Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.

Wisdom #1551: Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.

Wisdom #391: Rehab is for quitters.

Wisdom #773: Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.