Wisdom

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Wisdom #511: If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately.

Wisdom #588: Technology for the Country Folk ... WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside

Wisdom #1263: Love's as good as soma!

Wisdom #1187: Impressive; but how big's your dick?

Wisdom #1337: Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.

Wisdom #539: Coca-Cola was originally green (actually false, but it sounds good...)

Wisdom #1333: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Wisdom #1434: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.