Wisdom

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Wisdom #1653: Why ask why, just shut up and die

Wisdom #1624: Whadya know? Not much, you?

Wisdom #1044: Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!

Wisdom #861: Change your mind, it's starting to smell.

Wisdom #1012: Green potatoes and green potato chips are to be distinguished from brown potato chips, which are another matter entirely.

Wisdom #106: Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Wisdom #900: Der Gedanke an den Selbstmord ist ein starkes Trostmittel.

Wisdom #895: Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.