Wisdom

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Wisdom #106: Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Wisdom #1304: My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.

Wisdom #1178: If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.

Wisdom #1556: Tiger Tim the Tightrope Walker, tried to steal the drag queen's daughter.

Wisdom #1123: I wish you humans would leave me alone.

Wisdom #778: Ad astra per aspera.

Wisdom #104: The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Wisdom #446: Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply