Wisdom

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Wisdom #936: Drive defensively; buy a tank.

Wisdom #1013: Greetings, lowly citizen. I seek your PEZ!

Wisdom #434: There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Wisdom #1265: Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"

Wisdom #1416: Sha-ZAM sirrah!

Wisdom #858: Can't find his ass with two hands and a periscope/

Wisdom #1651: Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

Wisdom #1539: These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --