Wisdom

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Wisdom #311: I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me.

Wisdom #1643: When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.

Wisdom #661: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Wisdom #343: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Wisdom #948: Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...

Wisdom #1470: The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Wisdom #365: A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Wisdom #1655: Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!