Wisdom

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Wisdom #404: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Wisdom #829: Be careful, or I'll include you in my plans.

Wisdom #1051: Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man

Wisdom #143: Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Wisdom #752: A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.

Wisdom #184: I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Wisdom #873: Confucious says man with no legs bums around.

Wisdom #380: Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.