Wisdom

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Wisdom #836: Being good at being stupid doesn't count.

Wisdom #1568: To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.

Wisdom #248: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Wisdom #408: OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Wisdom #421: How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Wisdom #368: The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

Wisdom #1147: I've always maintained that one should never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the Osmond family.

Wisdom #289: The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.